brinepools:

reasons I can relate to a possum:

-tired & unkempt
-emotions ranging from “displeased” to “existential scream”
-no work ethic
-lies around looking dead when overwhelmed
-will eat trash & live amongst trash if left to own devices
-sometimes you feel bad and feed it a sandwich

(via neonaperture)

proteesiukkonen:

I Am a Bride

A short comic inspired by Finnish werewolf folklore in which it is many times the wedding couple and/or the entire wedding party that is bewitched to turn into wolves by a resentful guest or family member.

(via dungeongrind)

(via my-name-is-really-neil-mcneil)

unlimitedgoats:

luxvriously:

My anaconda will consider it

My anaconda has, upon review of the information presented with it’s partners, decided that it, in fact, does not. My anaconda apologizes for any inconvenience this may cause and thanks you for your time.

(via indexshift)

lulz-time:

Acceptable reaction to misogyny.

(via indexshift)

bottomjared:

Hey! So, Coming Out Day is coming up soon (Oct. 11) and I just want to post a very stern reminder to NOT out anyone without their explicit permission.

Do NOT out anyone.

Got it?

Okay.

(via eddyjean)

susemoji:

I HATE THIS

(via ohbowie)

When someone says something bad…

whatshouldwecallme:

About me:
About my best friend:

(via aconnormanning)

fricklegay:

remember when I thought I was straight

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(via typicalbecca)

typicalbecca:

stable-girl:

becausetreasons:

Lesbian characters wearing maroon jackets with black leather sleeves.

Shit is this the new uniform??

I THOUGHT WE WORE FLANNEL

Welp, time to get a maroon jacket with leather sleeves.

fauxnography:

Single and ready to lock myself in my room and never talk to boys again.

(via francislare)

(via baapi-makwa)

(via nimpandoraxoxo)

Well I guess I don’t need to worry about that when I don’t actually have a job anymore.