tobiaswraithwall:

hapsycolour:

adriofthedead:

airdotcaptain:

things that make me laugh harder than they should:

gifs made with terrible stationary parts

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(via typicalbecca)

crazyintheeast:

To sum up the new episode

(via neonaperture)

(via nowkneel)

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My brother “you’re too loud in the morning. ” decides to stomp around yelling at everything knowing people are still asleep. Great dick move, douche.

White people will believe anything if they think it’s a Native American proverb.

Native American Proverb (via presidentobarna)

(via baapi-makwa)

nevver:

Free Speech

People think I’m full of self loathing.
I love who I am.
I think you’re gross though.

klefable:

i am constantly torn between ‘i dont need anyone’ and ‘hey you please fall in love with me’

(via neonaperture)

toothpast:

theworldisanapple-youareaseed:

lizzingwithkriz:

Pregnant Ghost Bat having an ultrasound at Featherdale Wildlife Park

congrats it’s a bat

[delighted bat noises]

(via eddyjean)

prettylittletmi:

New Orphan Black clip

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(via thecloneclub)

Nice things to whisper when hugging someone

yogurtville:

-you smell different when you’re awake
-please help me (then smile as if nothing happened)
-soon
-you have lovely skin, I can’t wait to wear it
-your hair tastes like strawberries
-tonight….you.
-he knows, don’t go home.
-I always knew you would die in my arms
-every time I poop I think of you
-no one will ever believe you
-yessssssssssssss
-I killed mufasa
-I bet you didn’t feel me lick your ear
-mother told me it would be like this

(via neonaperture)

dorkfeyrac:

people that are dorks but also sexually attractive need to either stay away from me or get very very close to me

(via neonaperture)

Brad, today you start your placement and you will be meeting new people. Remember
a) to actually say human words every now and again

b) to not say anything offensive to the new people.

embrace-the-misha:

this is my favorite tweet of all time and no one can tell me otherwise

(via mydrunkkitchen)